I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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