bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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