if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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