Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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