have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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