Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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