I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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