honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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