She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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