I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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