Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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