its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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