Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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