She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
stop calling my apartment porn island.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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