I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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