She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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