with your own penis?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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