The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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