I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Randomize
