This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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