I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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