you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We need to get me chipped asap
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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