i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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