do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
