So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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