Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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