can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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