This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
is this the sara with the beer cane?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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