Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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