Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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