The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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