Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
you never un-have a 4some
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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