How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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