Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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