hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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