where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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