Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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