So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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