i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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