We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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