From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
did you just send me my own nude
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
