Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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