Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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