I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The power of my boobs compel you
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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