On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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