we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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