I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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