He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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