i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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