I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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