i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You've changed since you got that strap on
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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